"Mama! You better get in here and wipe my butt before Papa does it!" Luna calls from the bathroom.
Yes, it's true. My husband and I love our children sooooooo much that we knock each other over in the mad dash to the bathroom to be the one and only parent who gets the privilege of wiping butts.
At least, that must be what our children think. It's pretty darn close to the truth, though.