Tonight I was coaxing Luna to the bathroom so she could do her business of getting ready for bed. On our way down the hall, she told me to be the teacher. I said, "Come on, student, let's go potty and brush your teeth." Game is on.
"Okay, teacher," she says in her pretend voice.
While she was on the potty, she asked me if teachers wipe butts. I figured this was the opportune time to tell her how it really is. I was rambling on and on about how to go potty at school...
"Close the door for privacy."
"You can even lock it."
"The potty will be just your size."
"There's toilet paper right next to the toilet just for you, student." (the game was still on)
"You get to wipe yourself..."
She squeaks, "That's fascinating." Then, in a whisper voice, "Mama, that means 'wow'."